Pretty really super excited to launch my new Laser cut / engraved acrylic keychains!
I’ve been thinking about putting together some super sweet neon keychains for a while, but was struggling to find someone who knew how to work a laser. It was suggested I LEARN, to which I said, I don’t have time for that. Finally my prayers were answered and I found a laser dude in Laser All The Things! I suggest you visit his website and engrave and laser SOME THINGS!
So I came up with 4 designs to start. Ill go through them so you don’t get overwhelmed.
Make It So – Inspired by Star Trek
Ok so full disclosure I’m not PERSONALLY a Star Trek fan. BUT LEMME TELL YOU that it was constant background noise from my childhood growing up with a very nerdy brother and dad (and nerdy is not meant as a negative thing). I like the saying, it’s like, make it happen, you know. So this design goes out to Dad and Steve.


Cut My Life Into Pizza – Inspired by Pizza and that song I don’t know the name of
The next one I had written in my little idea book for a LONG TIME. Remember that song “cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort…etc.” Anyways one day in a moment of silliness I thought of it but with pizzas. It sat in my idea book for a long time, then I was telling my buddy McPherson about all the ideas I had but hadn’t designed yet that were really dumb, and she told me to read some, so that was one of them and she laughed so hard I knew I had to make it into something.
This guy is available in both misty grape and neon yellow. Take a gander:



Steamed Hams – Inspired by An Unforgettable Luncheon
Remember that time Skinner invited Super Nintendo Chalmers to his house for Steamed Clams, or was it Steamed Hams despite the fact they’re obviously grilled? It’s a regional dialect from Upstate New York, no, not there, Albany.
Don’t forget to check out Aurora borealis contained entirely in the kitchen! Egads!

Bitch I’m Back – Inspired by Beyonce’s Formation
I don’t know why but I get the sassy beginning of Beyonce’s Formation stuck in my head a lot. Also how great is that to have on your house keys, when you get home just shout “Bitch, I’m back!” even if it’s to no one but your cats.


Thanks for looking, and hey if you want to do me the biggest favour ever share these on social media! Pin It! Insta It! Show your friends! Show your cat!