One of my fantasies if I were to win the lottery would be to take a bad movie and recast it. I always wonder when I watch independent and bad (not saying that bad movies are restricted to independent, because they’re not) if the movie had a budget and could get really incredible actors, a better director, and editor, etc. with the same script if the movie could be good.
I have a dream – and it’s to recast The Room with the following people.
First off the new Room would be directed by Martin Scorsese, not that Tommy Wiseau didn’t do an incredible job, but… you know..
First up is Johnny. Brooding? Check. Passionate? Check. 0% Body fat? No.
I don’t know what Charlize would look like with crimped hair, a red dress, and light blue eyeshadow, but I think that she would make a good Lisa.
Classic American good-looks with the ability to steal away women from their boring future husbands.
Less hair products would turn this hair into a lovely mushroom cut just like simple, loveable Dinny-Dinny-Dinny-Boy.
Don’t worry, Meryl Streep, they’re curing lots of people every day.
Marion is the type of woman you could have secret girl talk with over a glass of wine and a throbing neck vein.
Two words Zach Galifianakis – “Me underwears”
Cillian, you don’t have run bay to breakers, there’s too many weirdos. Ps – Watch out for that ledge, Mark might feel like doing something crazy like running or killing himself.
No casting changes needed.
He feels like he’s sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off. Steve is probably my favourite character because of his randomness.
And last but not least, the red head at the party that makes sure we know that Lisa is looking really sexy tonight.
Agree? Suggestions? When can we start?